Wednesday, 20 January 2016

Sir Isaac Newton 1642–1727


The discoverer of the calculus just edged out Albert Einstein for the 10th spot.
Google searches alone would have netted Einstein a place on the list,
at 6.1 million searches per month, but many more books have been written about Newton.
Einstein is on track to break his record in far fewer than 286 years, but even then,
Einstein would have had no foundation on which to base his theories of Relativity
had Newton not existed. 95% of all classical mechanics is built on Isaac Newton alone.


He generalized the binomial theorem, invented the reflecting telescope,
coined the word “gravity” and gave the Roman Catholic Church’s self-important
hegemony over geocentrism its final knockout blow. Copernicus and Galileo
had to face inquisitions, but no one ever attempted to reproach Newton’s
Principia Mathematica. Perhaps arguing against someone else’s observations
is inane enough, but arguing against math itself was in Newton’s case, impossible.
He proved the former two’s theories on heliocentrism, and explained why and 
how every single macroscopic object in the entire Universe moves as it does. 
He did all this by himself and still had time to investigate elements and principles of optics, 
and invent the pet door, although he was too busy ever to have sex. He died a virgin at 84.

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